But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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