He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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