Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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