last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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