Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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