Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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