that's an acceptable place to lick
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Randomize
