While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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