Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
