Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I checked into jail on foursquare
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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