Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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