Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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