If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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