You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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