S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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