I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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