just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
