Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
