Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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