just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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