This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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