Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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