i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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