The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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