now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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