Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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