Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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