well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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