She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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