i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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