what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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