D3 body, D1 cock
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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