Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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