god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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