none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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