The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I'm both gender and math confused
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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