This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
