I don't think brook has ever known best
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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