Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Randomize
