Apparently you make a good broom.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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