Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
