she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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