my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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