Walk of Shame. In a state park.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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