You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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