I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just found puke in my bra..
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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