She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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