i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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