This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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