So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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