weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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