can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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