fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
im on a boat
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