Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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