glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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